Behold,
His voice was full-wroth as the ocean storm.

“Cast out the unclean
and the kingdom of prosperity
will be yours!
You shall have all you want!
Even now,
your country,
your family,
your very soul
are under attack!
The enemy surrounds you
on all sides!”

And He was visible at the pulpit,
and also on the high-definition projector screen.
And lo, the fear of God
was among the people.

“I think I’ve heard enough,”
said Jesus,
sitting in the back row.
“Lunch?” asked the Buddha,
turning to him.
The question hung in the air.
“Thought you’d never ask.”

Verily, I say unto you,
not a single one noticed
they had come and gone.